Saturday, December 30, 2006

A Guiding Light for the Year Ahead

As you go through the days of the year ahead,
busy with all the responsibilities the world has
placed upon you, remember to keep the truly
special things in mind.


Keep things in perspective: Work, play, learning,
living. Have happiness as a part of your priorities!
Be creative and aware and wonderfully alive. And
always remember where to find your smile.


New journeys await you in the coming year.
Decisions lie ahead, wondering what you will do,
where you will go, how you will choose when the
choices are yours. Work for the ability to choose
wisely, to prosper, to succeed. Let the roads
that you travel take you to beautiful places,
and have the faith it takes to achieve and aspire.


I hope your tomorrows take you to the summit
of your goals, and your joys take you even higher.
- by Douglas Pagels



Wishing You a New Year Filled with Happiness

Thursday, December 28, 2006

HOW I EAT A PEACH

>>the 1st step in eating a peach is running my hands over the silky skin. i
>>like to feel every little bump and crevice. Feeling the soft little hairs
>>on the skin as i lightly rub my fingers on it.Feeling how the flesh gives
>>when i press into it. I allow my fingers to roam over the skin, lightly
>>feeling the hard knob at the very top, making sure to rub my fingers over
>>the "stem" as i follow it down to the crevice.I enjoy the smooth feeling
>>of the stem as it gets deeper into the slit. Exploring how the flesh
>>presses into the stem.I notice how much pressure on the soft spongy flesh
>>is needed to release some of the sweet nectar. I scoop up the juices with
>>my finger and bring it to my mouth. Touching the finger to the lips, i let
>>the juices roll onto my tongue. I taste the tangy nectar as it coats my
>>tongue. Savoring every drop of the sweet nectar as i lick my finger clean,
>>i watch the juices spill down the soft skin and my mouth waters for more.
>>Watching the liquid pool on the into a drop at the base i quickly grab the
>>fruit and bring it to my mouth and i moan as i taste the succulent flavor
>>of the nectar. I slowly glide my tongue up the soft skin, licking the
>>juices that have been released from the moist inner depths. I lick my way
>>up the crevice to the nub on top. Flicking my tongue onto the hard little
>>nub i move back down into the crevice and let my tongue languish in the
>>silky texture of the wet skin. Very slowly i use my tongue to pierce the
>>skin gettin to the soft moist flesh under it. As i do, the juices squirt
>>our onto my tongue faster than i can control rolling down my chin. I press
>>my tongue in deeper, sucking the flowing liquids out as fast as possible,
>>using my tongue the lick the juices out of the mosit flesh as deep as i
>>can go.Pressing my hardened tongue deeper into the flesh curling and
>>lapping out the juices as they flow from inner depths. Feeling the skins
>>fur rasping against my lips i suck the neverending flow of juices, trying
>>to find the very center of delicacy.I gently pry apart the skin with teeth
>>and fingers. My mouth start to water as more juices flow from the inner
>>depths, i attack it sliding my tongue into the deep untouched depths. I
>>moan in pleasure as i finally run my tongue over the very center. Sucking
>>and nibbling i finish the feast..making sure i eat every last piece and
>>then pull away looking in the mirror i smile seeing the juices from the
>>delicate morsel all over my face and chin

Friday, December 22, 2006

40 Mistakes Men make while having Sex with women


Body: 1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.


3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along
side of the clitoris.


11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe
that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried
away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an
assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don't know, don't ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.



25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If
she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she
might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Maya Angelou's best poem ever

Maya Angelou's Best Poem Ever

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

one old love she can imagine going back to...

and one who reminds her how far she has come...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her

own even if she never wants to or needs to...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants

to see her in an hour...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a youth she's content to leave behind...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a feeling of control over her destiny...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

HOW TO QUIT A JOB,

BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,

AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

whom she can trust,

whom she can't,

and why she shouldn't

take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to go...

be it to her best friend's kitchen table...

or a charming inn in the woods...

when her soul needs soothing...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she can and can't accomplish in a day...

a month...and a year.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Thursdays suck!

I hate Thursdays!! grrr....for a few reasons...slow for work... not much going on...just alot of typing and an aching back...if i could i would take them off period! Also...it's anticipation of Friday...No more taking kids to school..ugggh...and getting up at 6 am...drudgery...especially when u work all day til 10 pm...no fun ..not enuff sleep. I am to old not to get my beauty rest...Well I am back on the master cleanse...since Tuesday..have lost 5 pds so far...I am in a hurry to lose weight here...But have to get off on friday nite:(( so i can go out with my new friend Stacey..i am so excited..I hardly have any friends...turns out she is a sagittarian too!! we are the funnest people of the zodiac....OOPS hope we don't get into to much trouble hehe ...

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

here's to new friends!


Hey all,

I went out Saturday nite, sorta unexpectedly..I was actually going to take the kids for hamburgers at Johnny Rockets..but uh they had an important cartoon show to watch. So screw them. They kinda pissed me off so I took off. First I headed off to Applebee's ..I sat at the bar, the scene was booooring..nothing going on there much. I had two cranberry/vodka's and ordered some clam chowder..YUCK! was not good..not even hot. I wondered why I ever liked going there..other than the happy hour drinks 24/7 LOL. Finished that up and headed off to Chili's ..sat at the bar...seemed alot more happening. I sat down next to 2 cutie pie country boys. Anyways, had to order the presidente margarita..sorta their signature drink I guess and ate a blue cheese bacon burger...mmmm mmmm good..this is what I call punishment food. I do not normally eat or drink so much only when I am not happy being me...LOL... as a matter of fact...I primarily eat all organic vegan..very lil animal. So my new friends were quite the charmers...However, I told them i was looking for GIRL friends..haha but i'll hang out with them sometime u know?? So well today I mailed off all my content (pics and videos) and soon we will be rockin and rollin' with the new site www.ninajaymes.com. Well my ad on craigslist has produced a few replies..will have to meet up with them girls soon. Well thats all for now folks..the rest is just errands and chores and boring stuff...oh one more thing..i put an I LOVE YOU note in my son's lunch box today..i thought he might smile.. but he was pissed and told me to NEVER do that again..haha he is 10 years old btw...I just want my kids to feel love that i never have. I want them to know i am here for them. I never had that.
Well Peace out!

Enjoy
love Nina Jaymes

Saturday, December 9, 2006

FREAKIN SATURDAY:))


hey everyone,

It's the weekend...good for you ...bad for me...I do not know what it is like not to work on the weekends anymore...I hope that some day I can at least take Sunday's off ..whew that would be great...Well i slept in til 11 am...and watched a dumb movie on showtime as I drank my coffee....And here I sit working...doing my cam shows hehe ...If you want one ...catch me on ninajaymes2006 on yahoo ...okie dokie smokie??? Good luck everyone today ...And don't drink and drive...I did donate this year when i renewed my driver's license to Mother's Against Drunk Driving...LOL,...I am a mother and i drink and drive..haha ..my oldest son thought that was funny...I know it's not a good idea...but we all have our moments...Interestingly enough, I read somewhere that they will be making vehicles that smell alcohol on your breath or something?? and disengages the engine so you cant drive til your sober? HMMMM I really think that is a super idea....you would have to be stuck to sleep in your car ..LOL...or get a taxi..haha but at least everyone would be safe ..that's the main thing !! even though it would suck..as I love to be home in my bed no matter what...

love you all

Nina Jaymes

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

HO HUM ITS JUST A TUESDAY:((

Well ..how is everyone's Tuesday going?? Could it be anymore boring than this ?? I mean really, People what are we to do ....Well today I worked on my computer about 1 pm til 10 pm. Went to the post office...the stupid machine would not work...then the stamp machine says sorry we are out of change...so I am like ...you stupid piece of shit! I was trying to mail off my 2yr contract...my site is going to be ran by a professional company I sure darn hope I can make money with ..Lord knows i cannot do it alone.. I am hoping this is the answer to a few prayers...not all but a few....Well last nite i was so upset..I mean sobbing my eyes out driving down the road...on my way to get chocolate chip cookies and pistachio almond ice cream. Next to chardonnay its the only thing to do ...I dont know any good drug dealers...LOL...just kidding..and I quit smoking 3 yrs ago.. Thanks no applause necessary..... well i am hoping this will be a better year...coming up ...because 2006 SUCKED ASS!! I mean my youngest son was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes..still havent been able to beat it yet ...dammit! And I realized how alone in this world I truly am...This I knew in 1995 ....I guess some things just never change...We can only hope they do ..or at least fantasize and dream about it.. I love to meditate..I hope it helps my soul find it's way . Because I sure dont anymore thats for sure. I took the garbage out today ...YAY! ...I was going to go try this place called Pollo Tropical..i recall there being a place like that years ago and it left.. And here it is again...My youngest pissed me off...i told him to go with me and he said no ..if he goes his brother goes..so i said fine...no food.. we will have to eat what we have...I have no gas money to go out again..Not to mention my car is not registered since my birthday NO MONEY!!! WTF isnt money suppposed to be an illusion?? it sure does feel real though.. if anyone knows any good banks i can rob let me know ok?? haha

Well I am going to get back to work now everyone...

Huggs and Kisses ..Nina Jaymes

Saturday, December 2, 2006

hi fellow blogreaders:))) It's Saturday :))

Well?? I hope you all are doing better than I..haha it's been a rough few days for me. My income all but dried up ..sheesh ..i feel like such a heel....is that how you spell it? So now I am praying for a miracle to pay my rent. But anyways, let me tell ya about my day... I went on a date last nite ..he flew in from boca to hang out with me..i met him off a dating site..it was ok but he kept feeding me so many drinks...2 glasses of chardonnay to meet him..then 3 or 4 with dinner ..then we hit blue martini and i had 3 lemon drops shots ..and another drink or two ..had to try out the blue martini drink hehe... so i was wired for sound...he stayed at a hotel suite nearby ..i had to go there couldn't drive home i was so drunk worst i have been in a long time...thought i couldnt really get drunk anymore since i drink wine almost every day at the moment STRESS you know how it goes..so anyways i tried to lay down and the room was spinning ...i spent several hours hugging the toilet bowl..then I hear my date snoring....LOL,..i thought omg i feel like shit i must get out of here... i tried laying on the bathroom floor for awhile but it just isn't like home...you know?? so I drove home anyways i just crawled on out of there ...terrible i know but i had to get out of there...didnt want him to wake up and try to take advantage of me.. not good ...so i drove home...oh and p.s..i had expired vehicle registration..it was my birthday 11/28 and i forgot to pay it..first time i ever forgot...well this month has been so bad ...no work..i cant pay it right now unfortunately ..but better find the money somehow so i dont get pulled over....needless to say i got home safe and sound and went straight to puke in the toilet more..oh what fun...all the next day i am sick and nauseous...I did manage to eat dinner but made me feel ill...hmmm well see you guys tommorrow. Hopefully I have good news to report ..Oh p.s. I am signing a 2 yr contract with a company to run my site so that is definately gonna be great i hope.

love ya Nina Jaymes