Friday, December 7, 2007

Quotations from The Secret

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so.
'~~~~~~~~ That night,~~~~~~~~
as the princess dined sumptuously


on lightly sautéed frog legs


seasoned in a white wine


and onion cream sauce,


she chuckled and thought to herself:


I don't fcukin' think so.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

In virtually all person-to-person relationships, disappointments can be lessened, setbacks can be regained, and little annoyances can be brushed off, when one stops and realizes that such relationships are always temporary.
Physically speaking.
Twister! The Universe

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Did you know that whenever you whisper, "I'm sorry..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear and healing begins?
Did you know that whenever you whisper, "Can I help you..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear and an army of angels are sent?
And, did you know that whenever you whisper, "I love you..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear, healing begins, an army of angels are sent, and 10,000 bells are rung?
Actually, you even have your own marching band that follows you everywhere....
I love you, The Universe

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it."

Michelangelo Buonarroti1474-1564, Italian Renaissance Painter and Sculptor
Click to hear quote!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

"Catch a passion for helping others and a richer life will come back to you!"

William H. DanforthFounder of Ralston Purina
"Find the good. It's all around you. Find it, showcase it and you'll start believing in it."

Jesse Owens1913-1980, Gold Medal Olympic Track Athlete
The difference between getting somewhere and nowhere is the courage to make an early start. The fellow who sits still and does just what he is told will never be told to do big things."

Charles M. Schwab1862-1939, Industrialist

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

"Doubt, of whatever kind, can be ended by action alone."

Thomas Carlyle1795-1881, Philosopher and Author

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

What if happiness didn't have anything to do with what you had, where you've been, or who you were, and arose entirely from what you chose to think about, yet nobody knew this?
And that changing your thoughts, so that you could feel happier more often, would entirely change what you had, who you were, and where you're headed, yet nobody knew this either?
Do you think if we told them they'd choose to think differently?
Thinking of you, - The Universe

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Actually, there's really no such thing as "maybe".
There's just indecision.
Peace out- The Universe

Monday, June 4, 2007

Order of Visualization

The exercise of the visualizing faculty keeps your mind in order, and attracts to you the things you need to make life more enjoyable in an orderly way.
If you train yourself in the practice of deliberately picturing your desire and carefully examining your picture, you will soon find that your thoughts and desires proceed in a more orderly procession than ever before.
Having reached a state of ordered mentality, you are no longer in a constant state of mental hurry. Hurry is Fear, and consequently destructive.
In other words, when your understanding grasps the power to visualize your heart's desire and hold it with your will, it attracts to you all things requisite to the fulfillment of that picture by the harmonious vibrations of the law of attraction.
You realize that since Order is Heaven's first law, and visualization places things in their natural order, then it must be a heavenly thing to visualize.
Everyone visualizes, whether he knows it or not. Visualizing is the great secret of success.
The conscious use of this great power attracts to you multiplied resources, intensifies your wisdom, and enables you to make use of advantages which you formerly failed to recognize..
From Your Invisible Power by Genevieve Behrend

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

It's not a matter of whether or not you can afford it, swing it, or handle it.
It's a question of whether or not I can.
And I can.
The Universe

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

As if, you weren't among the most important people who have ever lived.
The Universe

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Of all your lives, do you know which ones you'll look back on with the fondest memories, the most pride, and widest grin?

The ones where in spite of challenges, no matter how daunting, difficult or even painful, you pressed on.

Like a Cheshire cat -
The Universe

Friday, May 18, 2007

Funny, how when one links job satisfaction to financial compensation, they're never paid "enough." Yet, when they see work as a way to dance with life, meet new people, and unleash the creative tiger within, they become very rich, indeed.

Every kind of rich,

The Universe

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Do not be alarmed, as you walk down the path of life, to suddenly find you don't have the foggiest idea of how your grandest dreams will one day come to pass. This is a good thing. A really good thing.

Just keep walking...
The Universe

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

It's not that folks act a certain way around you, but that you attract certain types of folks based upon your thoughts, beliefs and expectations.

Now that is really, really good news, huh?

The Universe

Monday, May 14, 2007

Having a dream......................................................... Courage.

Visualizing your dream................................................ Persistence.

Physically moving towards your dream.......................... Guts.

Letting go of the "cursed hows"................................... Wisdom.

The look on your friends' faces as they
watch you on "Entertainment Tonight".................... Priceless.

Yeah, that ought to light a fire -
The Universe

Sunday, May 13, 2007


The tradition of Mothers Day started with the ancient Greeks who celebrated their annual spring festival in honor of Rhea, the mother of many Gods and Goddesses in the Greek mythology. Ancient Romans too celebrated a spring festival by the name of Hilaria in honor of Cybele, a mother goddess, some 250 years before Christ was born

Saturday, May 12, 2007


The story of Mothers Day is a long one. It is neither a recent phenomenon as many people believe it to be. Nor it is the creation of card and gift marketers syndicate as assumed by cynics of Mothers Day festival. To the surprise of lot many people Mothers Day celebrations are first said to have taken place in the time of ancient Greeks and Romans hundreds of years ago. Even Mothers Day celebrations in UK began much before the tradition saw the light of the day in US. In US the efforts of Ms Julia Ward Howe and Ms Anna Jarvis are greatly recognised for starting the tradition of Mothers Day but several other women too made remarkable contribution to further the cause of Mothers Day holiday.

Today Mothers Day is celebrated in more than 46 countries around the world though at different times in the month of May and in some countries it is celebrated in entirely different times of the year. In the present time Mothers Day has come to be internationally recognized as the day to honor all mothers and thank them for the services they impart for the benefit of their individual child and consequently to the development of mankind. Please read on and click on the links to know more about the related Mothers Day stories.


I had first watched The Secret in October of 2006, A very difficult time in my life. My son was just in the hospital for a chronic disease one month prior. As I watched The Secret, I had realized that I had been using the principles intermittenly throughout my life, but never sticking with it. I would teeter back and forth between feeling negative and doubtful to feeling like anything was possible.
I have always wanted to buy a home and be a real estate investor since before I was old enough to buy one. I tried several times, but after short attemps of hearing "NO" I would just give up and not follow through.
My rental lease expired in October and I knew I really didnt have much time as I had to sign another lease and the 60 day written notice time had expired. So this time instead of signing a 12- month lease. I said to my children, We are buying a house April 30 when this lease expires. For the first time ever I only signed a 7-month lease. And told the Universe it is time to buy a house and I will accept nothing less.
I did a trial run and applied for mortgages, all of them saying that sure! yes you are more than qualified, no problem they told me when I was to get closer to the lease expiration give them a call back. So I waited til March to call again.
To much of my dismay I was turned down from every mortgage company I could possibly think of. I was extremely disappointed and distraught. Just months earlier they all were in it to win it. They said if I had applied 2 weeks before I would have been able to get a mortgage. But in light of the new recent guideline changes regarding mortgages and all the foreclosures and market downturn, they were all tightening their belts. I am self employed by the way. So I said to myself. Boohoo but I am not stopping I will get a mortgage. I will buy a house ..I will have one before the lease expires. Finally I did find a company who said YES!! It was rough going as I had some outstanding debt to income ratio was a bit high ..and they said i would have to do a lil maneuvering..get rid of my car loan etc ...etc.. Everything they asked me to do couldn't have gone more one time the loan officer asked me how i had gotten a CPA letter i needed so quickly, I didnt even have an accountant..I informed him that it was MAGIC...haha ..
Anyways, I had many experiences such as these regarding buying a home.
They told me I would need to put $500 down as Good Faith. And about $350 for the real estate appraisal. I was concerned as I really didnt have it.. I had no money to buy a house. But I had faith. I got to talking with someone from the internet I had chatted to a few times prior. I mentioned this to him and he told me ..I will give you the money! I will send the money to you, money order, express.
I really didn't believe he would. As I barely knew the man..not even knowing where he lived. I did receive the money indeed! $850 bucks...He told me a few days later that it was like Karma. He had been saving some bills in an envelope for a Rainy Day. No reason in particular just fun money.. When he went to get it ..he had exactly the amount I needed more no less, I had chills... I said to him, " You were saving that money for me and you didn't even know it" He just wanted me to get the home I wanted so badly without any obstacles.
.I signed for my new home on April 26, 2007 not skipping a beat...with 4 days left to go in the month. I had NO other plan than to buy a house. I wouldnt even consider any other possibilities. And it happened for me ...I closed and only had to bring a check of $954.64.
I now joke I bought a house for $954.64.

I so love mornings. All of earth's energies are zipping, zapping and crackling in alignment. The stars have been tucked in bed. The nightingales begin dreaming their dreams. And the sugar plum fairies try hard not to be seen.

But best of all, I love mornings because it's when the giants return to earth - stretching, yawning, squinting and rolling - remembering without quite remembering, sometimes for just the flickering of a second, that all is right in the world and that their greatness has never needed to be proven.

Like you, "Big Foot" -
The Universe

Friday, May 11, 2007

Oh sure, dreaming is the easy part! Thinking the shiny, sexy, happy thoughts. And so are the baby steps; moving with your dream. The hard part is... Well, actually, choosing words that imply you're on your way is pretty easy, too... Pretending is easy... Gratitude, easy... Finding stuff to be happy about, easy...

Help me. I must be forgetting something. What's supposed to be the hard part?

The Universe

To be loved like you've never been loved, you must love like you've
never loved.

Sounds pretty easy -
The Universe

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Two of the most powerful words in the English language for bringing about change, are "thank you." Especially when offered before the change even happens and everything still looks pretty much like it did yesterday.

You'll have to think of something to say afterwards on your own.

Hubba, hubba,
The Universe


There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?"
So, she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

"H-M-M," she said,
"I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?"
So, she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

"Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So, she did and she had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there was not a single hair on her head.

"YEA!" she exclaimed,
"I don't have to fix my hair today!"

Attitude is Everything!!!

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly.......
Leave the rest to God.

Rules of Life:

Be rapid to forgive; Laugh till it hurts,

Love with no conditions,
And appreciate everything that makes you smile

Monday, May 7, 2007

Struggling trying to physically manipulate the circumstances of one's life, reveals a misunderstanding of how those circumstances were actually created. And for the focus placed on them during the struggle, it actually serves to keep things from changing.

Acceptance, on the other hand, reveals an understanding that today's circumstances arose from yesterday's focus, encouraging introspection and fueling new thought, actually serving to hasten change.

Yeah, almost sounds like an SAT question.

The Universe

Friday, May 4, 2007


Have you noticed, how all dreams come with built-in challenges and all challenges come with built-in dreams?

Odd how it just worked out that way, huh?

The Universe

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Notes from the Universe

Our worlds actually have lots in common.

We've got angels; you've got angels.

Our thoughts become things, your thoughts become things.

We have no limits; you have no limits.

I make my dreams come true; you make your dreams come true.


The Universe

Friday, April 20, 2007

Notes from the Universe

Got any good ideas for this week?

I'm thinking that anything can happen...

But, then, of course, it's not about what I think.

The Universe

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Morning Blessings

This morning when I wakened
And saw the sun above,
I softly said, "Good morning, Lord,
Bless everyone I love"

Right away I thought of you
And said a loving prayer ,
That He would bless you specially,
And keep you free from care.

Sunday, March 18, 2007


The Universe totally supports every thought ...I choose to think, and believe I have unlimited choices about what I think and believe. I have unlimited choices about what I think...I choose balance, harmony, and peace, and I express it in my life...AFFIRMATION...............EVERY THOUGHT I THINK IS CREATING MY FUTURE

Wednesday, March 14, 2007



CIAO ....zzzzzzzzz

love ya

Nina Jaymes

Friday, March 9, 2007


Incurable means curable from within.
Disease is the body's way of giving you feedback
that you are not loving or grateful.
Dr. John Demartini

You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings.

To open yourself up and become a powerful magnet to wellness and health from wherever you are now:

Love yourself! Deeply, profoundly! Make lists of all the wonderful things about you. Add to it every day.
Free yourself of any past resentments or disappointments you may be holding about you.
Let go of any and all resentments from the past you may be holding of everyone and everything.
See yourself as completely well in your mind and visualize yourself doing things in a complete state of perfect health.
Do not speak of your illness, or disease with others.
Love and appreciate everything and everyone, and especially yourself.
Know you have the power within you to heal yourself.
Never criticize or blame yourself or anyone else for anything.
Be grateful for the wellbeing that is coming to you.
See yourself as ONLY well.
Be happy, knowing that in your state of happiness your body is healing itself.
As you appreciate, as you love, as you are happy, as you are grateful, you are summoning wellbeing and it is pouring through your body and disease is vanishing in the moment.
Laugh! Hire funny movies or recall any memories that make you laugh. Laugh your way back to health.
Make lists every day of all the things you are grateful for, including being grateful for your healing and complete wellbeing.
You must do whatever you can to remove your attention from disease.
Distract yourself from thoughts of disease, and put all of your focus and attention on doing things that make you feel good.
Make your happiness the number one thing in your life.
Resist nothing, love everything!
Know that there is no such thing as incurable.
As you love completely and feel the joy within you, disease cannot exist.
Know and accept that you are PERFECT as you are right now.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007


> Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you
>this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will not"
>succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all
>your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2007), all
>your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming
>in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows
>and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has
>taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down.
> I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What
>can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person
>reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007



You can completely transform any relationship,
no matter what it's like right now.

Every single relationship you have is a reflection of how you feel inside about you. You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings. Every relationship you have and every interaction with every person, is a reflection of your own thoughts and feelings in that very moment.

To transform every single relationship you have in your life:

Fall in love with YOU!
(you must love yourself deeply).
Make lists of hundreds and hundreds of wonderful things about you. Keep adding to it every day.
Know that you are perfect.
(do not think any negative thoughts about you).
Know that you are worthy and deserving of anything and everything you could possibly want in your life.
Focus on the wonderful things in every person. Look for only those things.
Do not blame or criticize anybody, ever.
Set an intention that you are going to see the best in everything and everyone.
Make your happiness the number one thing in your life.
(Happiness is an inside job.)
Free yourself of the responsibility of trying to make other people happy
(respect and love them enough to allow them to take care of their own happiness).
Get your attention off those things in others that don't make you feel good.
Appreciate and love yourself in every moment you can.
Do not expect others to behave in a way you want, so you will be happy. Release yourself forevermore and know that you alone control your happiness and it is a choice, no matter what anyone else is doing.
Love and respect yourself completely.
Know that you are PERFECT right now.

Sunday, March 4, 2007



Regardless of the way it begins or the way it ends,
today is important.
Whether it's a bright blue day or a dull grey day,
whether it's a soaring day or a crawling day,
whether everything goes wonderfully right or horribly wrong,
today is important.

All your yesterdays are behind you, never to return.
None of your tomorrows are guaranteed - not even one.
All you have and all you will ever truly have - is today.

We cast many reflections on the waters of our life.
Some good, others not so good.
Some make us laugh, others make us cry.
The vision you see in the waters today,
is a reflection of who you were - yesterday.
All you do, all you say
and all you think today is important.
It will determine the reflection you see i
n the waters of your life tomorrow,
if you are blessed with a tomorrow.

Hold this day tenderly.
Treat it respectfully.
Today is one more chance to diminish
the darkness in this world with the presence,
the light of the Lord that resides in your soul.

I have one life, one voice.
You have one life, one voice.
And we have one day
to make good use of them.

Today is important.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

You are so Blessed!

If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won't survive the week.

If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.

If you attend a church meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.

If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If your parents are still married and alive,
you are very rare,
especially in the United States.

If you hold up your head with a smile
on your face and are truly thankful,
you are blessed because the majority can,
but most do not.

If you can hold someone's hand, hug them
or even touch them on the shoulder,
you are blessed because you can
offer God's healing touch.

If you can read this message,
you are more blessed than over
two billion people in the world
that cannot read anything at all.

You are so blessed in ways
you may never even know.

Sunday, February 25, 2007



Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.">

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".

Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS

Wednesday, February 21, 2007


Money is magnetic energy.
You are a magnet attracting to you all things,
via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings.

To become a powerful money magnet:

Be clear about the amount of money you want to receive. State it and intend it!
(not how much you can earn, but how much you want to receive).
Fall in love with money.
(most people do not love money, because they don't have enough of it).
Visualize and imagine yourself spending all the money you want, as though you have it already.
Speak, act and think from the mindset of being wealthy now.
(eliminate thoughts and words of lack such as "I can't afford it", "It is too expensive".
Do not speak or think of the lack of money for a single second.
Be grateful for the money you have. Appreciate it as you touch it.
Make lists of all the things you will buy with an abundance of money.
Do whatever it takes for you to feel wealthy.
Affirm to yourself every day that you have an abundance of money, and that it comes to you effortlessly.
Appreciate all the riches around you, including the riches of others. Look for wealth wherever you go, and appreciate it.
Be certain that money is coming to you.
Love yourself and know that you are deserving and worthy of an abundance of money.
Remind yourself everyday that you are a money magnet, and ask yourself often during the day, am I attracting money now or pushing it away with my thoughts.
Always, always pay yourself first from your wage, then pay your creditors.
(in that single act, you are telling the Universe that you are worthy and deserving of more).
Repeat over and over every day, "I am a money magnet and money comes to me effortlessly and easily".
Write out a check to yourself for the sum of money you would like to have and carry it in your wallet. Look at it often.
Do whatever it takes to feel good. The emotions of joy and happiness are powerful money magnets. Be happy now!
Love yourself!
Wealth is a mindset.
Money is literally attracted to you or
repelled from you. It's all about how you think.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Dictionary of Dating

The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


You and I have a terrible time letting go. We ask God to help us
with a problem, but we keep worrying about it. We carry our
burdens to the foot of the cross, lay them down, then hook a
toe on them and drag them with us when we leave! Jesus said,
"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened and I will give you
He didn't mean, "Come tell me your problems, but go fix them yourself."
He meant, "come tell your problems, and then forget about them.
They're my problems now."
Let It Go...

* If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong to you and
was never intended for your life, then you need to.....LET IT GO!!!
* If you are holding on to part hurts and pain.....LET IT GO!!!
* If someone can't treat you right, love you back, see your
worth.....LET IT GO!!! (PLEASE!!!!!)
* If someone has angered you.....LET IT GO!!!
* If you are holding on to some thoughts of evil and revenge.....LET
IT GO!!!
* If you are involved in a wrong relationship or addiction.....LET IT
* If you are holding on to a job that no longer meets your needs or
talents.....LET IT GO!!!
* If you have a bad attitude......LET IT GO!!!
* If you keep judging others to make yourself feel better.....LET IT
* If you're stuck in the past and God is trying to take you to a new
level in Him.....LET IT GO!!!
* If you are struggling with the healing of a broken
relationship.....LET IT GO!!!
* If you keep trying to help someone who won't even try to help
themselves.....LET IT GO!!!
* If you are feeling stressed and depressed.....LET IT GO!!!
* If there is a particular situation that you are so used to handling
and God is saying, "take your hands off of it," then you need
to.....LET IT GO!!!
* Let the past be the past. Forget the former things. GOD is doing a
new thing. ...LET IT GO!!!

Sunday, January 21, 2007


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
> --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you
say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers,
though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may
be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will
fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having
sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you
have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first.
Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick
people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on!
Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
> They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to
bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a
smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> VIRGO(aug 23-sep 22)
> This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic:
No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of
hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met
has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their
busy schedules to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be
there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
> Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always
get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't
make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
> Yes you read that right.
> They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing
you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be
punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They
are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes
also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have
ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream.
Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes
was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.
> Aries (March 21- June-5)
> LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue,
you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours.
You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct
taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't
want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you
may lose them as a lover forever.
> Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having
their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an
art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie
Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people
fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was
popular. They are also Sadists.
> The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their
favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it,
right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease
them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize
this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an
Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as
they get to be the one holding the handle.
> Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
> Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a
Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never
know who you are fucking that day.
> They have had sex.
> A lot of sex.
> Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the
new high.
> The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
> Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the
elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars
in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private
golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On
various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the
SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name
a few.
> If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for
them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take
the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will
still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are
also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy.
If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them
up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans
on them so that they can wave.
> Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69
> This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were
born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the
past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
> They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better
at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign
that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The
Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of
any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do
deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex
lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and
get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is
bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports
(jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while
fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when
you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and
fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace
their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for long as it
tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good
cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you
get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too.
Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their
nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their
bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em you better be ready to
dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
> haha... it's all true !! lol
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--
> Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they
liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during
oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral -
They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad,
because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy
toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in
living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is
rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing.
To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food?
ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone,
they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with
people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this
quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and
Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they
are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always
feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in
rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side
of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to
dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they
really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too
short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by
a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically,
emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a
reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise
feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet,
feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have
already figured out HOW to destroy they are biding their time to see
how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all
that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked
Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If
you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity
issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal
Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
> If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to
take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE
screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a
Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in
the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a not
think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand
satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They
need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their
head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right?
She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why?
Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They
probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips
for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their
back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right
will actually make them think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare
ya. Leo likes doing doggystyle that's a given. As long as it feels good, but
leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most
intimate position as you two look in each other eyes. Their underware is to say the least, if they are wearing any. They LIVE for
boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or
semi nude photo of it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn
stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. The best
sex partner is a Scorpio leos love them... Rubies jewels usually are their love.
Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed
with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU
as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They
have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate
captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.
> SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
> HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCKing
> Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Leos are in
second place, so don't worry that much leos)
> Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.
> They KNOW what is kinky.
> They are highly manipulative.
> They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.
> They KNOW how to fuck.
> And they are making room for modifications.
> All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on
your back assuming the position.
> Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios
make for a fabulous tryst.they are the BEST in bed together..but if the emotions
are not there then that's a different story. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio
jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your
boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical
normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns
on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel
in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding
crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened
and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them
come...otherwise gods help ya.
> Favorite Song: Master and Servant.
> Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get
them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....
> but beware their sting!
> Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
> Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.
> True love is being shaved.
> Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.
> And they LOVE to travel.
> They are constantly moving.
> They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why
fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and
have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet
nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist
resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but
they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.
> They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable
especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They
are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological
function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night
for them is to :
> Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some
flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck
and Fuck some more!
> Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot
fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on
the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love
Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a
heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if
you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these
girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and
sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it
and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre
during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.
> Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be
a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and
they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis,
this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up
fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning.
They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow
teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on,
Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
> Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call
me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on
them from time to time...they just accept it and move on. You can turn on a
Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have
dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are
horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural
screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time.
Usually during commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck
seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They
like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on
other peoples, if they are in the
could be at the Presiden't inauguration...get ready for some nookie!
> They love to bite.
> They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.
> But when they warm up?
> There is no stopping them.
> They like to have the back of their knees licked.
> They live for tongue massages.
> They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it
to see if they are missing anything.
> Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of
might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones
off for the entire weekend and order food in.
> They like to play long as they are in charge.
> This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with
people they love.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --
> MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in
return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your
skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't
want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the
room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances
are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look
at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in
the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves
to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them.
> Go figure.
> They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience.
Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians
can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because
everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back
massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
> They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another
lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these's just not in their
DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their
train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with
their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups
of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick?
This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be
dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical
funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal
pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night.
which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and
teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both
horny. This can lead to nasty things.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)
> Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty come
da fishies!
> They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe
masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet.
> Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens!
> Fucking in the water and see them squirm.
> Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong
the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture
when they fuck...things get flung everywhere.
> Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water
fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach
where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not
wanting it to stop.
> I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side
at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN
you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pisces. These babes are
perfectionists. You will have a perfect orgasm with will
fact, they strive for perfection in everything they's all in th details
for them. There will not be ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their
fetish jewlery will match a specific whip or dress or shoes.
> EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles that
match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT! You might
think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. I had a Pisces Friend
(Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by the way) who was at a nudist
beach in Brazil (You will always find a Pisces at a beach...its inbred in them)
A middle aged man in his early 50's or so came up to her and immediately saw her
body and BABING! got a hard on!
> Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up to him and
put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same hand took her
sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING, your erection is
SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again.
> You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that it
will be SUPERB!
> SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and garter. And
look good
> Repost this as "Naughty Horoscopes...I'm a..."

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Secret Of Having A Grateful Heart

The Secret Of Having A Grateful Heart

The Natural Flow of Love

Love is as natural as the universe. By design, there is a tension between the forces of creation and universal love. It is this tension which controls the size of the universe, holding it within its envelope. It is this tension which regulates the size of an electron's orbit around a nucleus. Love is the force which retains electrons in their orbits, making atoms possible and the existence of life as we know it.

You can block love, or you can allow it to flow naturally through you. Falling in love with another person is an allowance of the flow of love through your heart. In a world where everything has the appearance of separateness, it is a surrender to the underlying unity of all life. It is a place of apparent vulnerability, a willingness to take the risk that separation will once again return if that love is later lost.

When you allow your heart to open to the universe's flow of love, gratitude comes with that flow. Gratitude for being alive, for just existing, for just being in the flow of the adventure of life. Gratitude for the Sun that gives us life. Gratitude for the Earth that gives us our home in the cosmos. Gratitude for the people that you love, and for those who share your journey through life.

Gratitude flows unimpeded from an open heart.
When you allow it, it flows as freely as the sunshine,
unobstructed by judgments or conditions.

Quality of Life

One of the most endearing things a person can say to a loved one is this:
"I'm grateful for having you in my life, and I appreciate you for who you are."
If you haven't already tried this, try it sometime.
It adds new meaning to the words, "quality of life."

Saturday, January 13, 2007

What is the difference between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this