Friday, December 7, 2007

Quotations from The Secret



This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~
and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so.
'~~~~~~~~ That night,~~~~~~~~
as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sautéed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fcukin' think so.

Thursday, December 6, 2007


In virtually all person-to-person relationships, disappointments can be lessened, setbacks can be regained, and little annoyances can be brushed off, when one stops and realizes that such relationships are always temporary.
Physically speaking.
Twister! The Universe

Wednesday, December 5, 2007



Did you know that whenever you whisper, "I'm sorry..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear and healing begins?
Did you know that whenever you whisper, "Can I help you..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear and an army of angels are sent?
And, did you know that whenever you whisper, "I love you..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear, healing begins, an army of angels are sent, and 10,000 bells are rung?
Actually, you even have your own marching band that follows you everywhere....
I love you, The Universe