Saturday, April 26, 2008

Today's Wisdom


The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature. - Anne Frank

Friday, December 7, 2007

Quotations from The Secret



This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~
and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so.
'~~~~~~~~ That night,~~~~~~~~
as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sautéed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fcukin' think so.

Thursday, December 6, 2007


In virtually all person-to-person relationships, disappointments can be lessened, setbacks can be regained, and little annoyances can be brushed off, when one stops and realizes that such relationships are always temporary.
Physically speaking.
Twister! The Universe