Quotations from The Secret

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~

and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so.

'~~~~~~~~ That night,~~~~~~~~
as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sautéed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fcukin' think so.