Friday, December 7, 2007
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~
and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
'~~~~~~~~ That night,~~~~~~~~
as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fcukin' think so.
as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fcukin' think so.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Did you know that whenever you whisper, "I'm sorry..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear and healing begins?
Did you know that whenever you whisper, "Can I help you..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear and an army of angels are sent?
And, did you know that whenever you whisper, "I love you..." to someone quietly in your mind, someone over here sheds a tear, healing begins, an army of angels are sent, and 10,000 bells are rung?
Actually, you even have your own marching band that follows you everywhere....
I love you, The Universe
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